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		<title>News: Descartes behind Monkey Kidnap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By The CT&#8217;s Resident Psychoanalyst, Dr. Sherwood Knocker
Pebbles the chimpanzee was last night relaxing with friends after being returned safe and well to Potherington Civic Zoo. The 3 year old self-confessed &#8220;pleasure seeker&#8221; had been missing for a fortnight when Police received an anonymous tip-off that kids&#8217; entertainer and pop-philosopher Descartes (pictured) had taken Pebbles [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=48&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: Animal confusion at City Farm</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By nature lover and nudist, Anne Phlange
Trevor Cleftbrook was at the centre of a confusing moment at &#8220;Touch our Animals City Farm&#8221; in Wandsworth last week.
The commotion began as Trevor approached the donkey enclosure. &#8220;I was taking a look round the farm during my lunch hour and spotted the donkeys, which looked quite bored. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=46&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dating Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dating Times is brought to you exclusively by The Clockwork Times. Our picks from this edition are:
Davinia
Hi ya sexy bod!!!!!!!
God, where do I staaaaaaart?!!!!!
My name&#8217;s Shirley, I&#8217;m 43 and live in Coventry, yaaaaaay!!!!!! No, Coventry&#8217;s not that bad, NOT!!!!!!! I work in IT, but would really like to get into publishing, as I love reading [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=33&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Feature: Anne of Gitting-Barrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Curl up with the CT&#8217;s Coffee Hour, and the second part of our romantic serial: ‘Anne of Gitting-Barrow’&#8230;
By Sharon Bronte.
Chapter Two
(Anne enters her teenage years, and meets the handsome Willoughby Chuff).
‘It weren’t long after my fourteenth birthday that Ma decided school were no good for me any longer. She said Mr. Whipsnade had had a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=32&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: &#8216;Pay-As-You-Go Sting&#8217; Withdrawn From Shelves</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Our Science Correspondent, Gil Remington
The mobile pop star giant, PocketPop UK Ltd, today withdrew each of its Pay As You Go Stings from supermarket shelves across the country.
Said company spokesman, Graham Cornwallis: &#8220;It has been brought to our notice that the popular Sting model has certain defects, which if uncorrected, could pose considerable health [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=31&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brenda Norse – She’s A Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brenda&#8217;s back from her championship-winning tour of Latvia, and ready to sup greedily from the Westminster nosebag once again &#8211; and remember, you heard it here first!
WHAT the hell does this Government thinks it&#8217;s playing at?! One minute they&#8217;re one hundred and ten per cent opposed to university top-up fees, the next, they can&#8217;t wait [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=28&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: Labour Leadership Contender Contends Labour Leadership</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This shock announcement by Spin McDonald, Political Correspondent
Labour&#8217;s silence over its internal leadership feuding was dramatically shattered this week, when a leading plotter broke cover on Friday. But to the clear dismay of three- and-a-half year old Billy Tinkle, from Welwyn, it was not Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, but the man who cleans [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=25&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Feature: Is This Christ&#8217;s Sock?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Historical Expert, Professor Podman Clumwitt, Senior Lecturer in Menswear, at the University of East Feltham
A sock believed to have belonged to Jesus Christ (4BC-30AD) has been handed in to Ealing Broadway Tube Station&#8217;s Lost Property Office. Although theologians are not sure if the sock is definitely that of &#8220;the Messiah&#8221;, they can agree on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=23&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Promotion: Clockwork Times Endorsements</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Prescott Says:
&#8220;I&#8217;ve made The Clockwork Times one of my Internet Favourites because, and notwithstanding the fact that despite an inclination to believe contrariwise, there is and I quote, although you&#8217;ll hear arguments in the media suggesting the opposite and I&#8217;ve always maintained this, I&#8217;ve said it at Party Conference and I&#8217;ll be saying it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=21&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Promotion: Marr Mask</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For CT readers only, we present &#8211; Marr Mask!

Marr Mask is here!

Pretend YOU are Andrew Marr (from BBC&#8217;s &#8216;The News&#8217;)!
Interview important people, real or imagined!
Go to posh restaurants and demand a nice seat!
Get your friends to sing paeans to your journalistic excellence!
Wave your arms around…..JUST LIKE ANDREW!!!!

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		<title>News: Tories Nearly Elect Howard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Election process produces surprise result
&#8216;Not cock up&#8217; insist party loyalists
&#8216;Laughter&#8217;

By Our Chief Political Editor, Royston McCoy
The Conservative Party, in what is already being described as &#8216;one of the most peculiar elections in the history of democracy&#8217;, has voted unanimously to appoint a battery-powered pigeon to the position of Leader of Her Majesty&#8217;s Opposition, The CT has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=16&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: Voters Blast &#8216;Big Conversation&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Royston Mcoy, Chief Political Correspondent
Tony Blair&#8217;s latest attempt to re-connect with a dissatisfied country went badly wrong today, when he asked them what they wanted him to do and they told him.
Labour&#8217;s &#8216;Big Conversation&#8217; is the latest in a long line of attempts to re-connect with a disillusioned electorate, but many feel it is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=13&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: Owls? Excellent, But Not Constantly.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 13:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Trish Parsons
A man from Ching has developed the first all-weather ‘Owl-Ignorer’. Jiff Smithing, a stockbroker from the small village of Wee, had the idea for the device when his family visited Smeeforth Owl Sanctuary, in Clapper. “All my family were really interested in the owls, but after a while I wasn’t at all. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=65&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: Demonstration makes Anti Demonstration Demo a Success.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 13:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2 million protestors this weekend hailed their demonstration a huge success, and were not deterred by the demonstration against their protest by 2 protestors. Government officials, under pressure by the unexpected turnout of people who took to the streets, appear to have caved into the demands and have been said to be taking &#8220;fast, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=62&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>News: NHS Chief blast new labour spin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 13:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Anne Thammer
A senior NHS executive launched a damning attack on the Government today when he blasted New Labour ‘spin’.
Conundrum Yardarm, Chief Executive of the NHS’ most senior body of governors, described New Labour spin as “that blasted New Labour spin”. The blasting occurred during a relaxing weekend break with his wife, Boudica, at their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=clockworktimes.wordpress.com&blog=2206065&post=60&subd=clockworktimes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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